Priapus Platypus

Congrats on the 1500 yesterday... good for you for sticking with it. Even if you only end up hanging on to a third of it, that's still a solid couple of pages.

I have to decided to abandon all other writing work and focus all of my attention on a new children's picture book idea, called "Priapus Platypus."

Here's some of the first draft...


"Jeez, Priapus Platypus," said Mr. Kangaroo. "You are one ugly motherfucker, but Crikey! that is one big dick there, brother. You get what I'm sayin'?"

"C'mon over here a sec," said Priapus Platypus. "You sure got a furry mouth."

"No way, Priapus Platypus," said Mr. Kangroo. "You ain't getting that thing near me. Why don't you go talk to Mrs. Wallaby?"

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That's part of the opening scene. Needs a little work.

Want - Priapus Platypus needs to find someone who can handle his big schlong.
Obstacle - Duh. It's right in front of him, bobbing in front of his eyes, blocking his vision, scaring away the other animals.
Action - He will visit Mrs. Wallaby, right after he hits the CVS to pick up some Turbo KY Astroglide.
Emotion - Take it, bitch...

That'll work.