Oatmeal Soldiers

Loved the idea of little ranks of oatmeal-cookie soldiers preparing to (literally) throw themselves into the breach. Into the steaming, fetid jungle of Bill's maw.

The brave cookie soldiers know what sort of terrors await them in this godforsaken archipelago! They remember the cottage cheese/sunflower seeds massacre of '07. But they don't allow themselves to think about that. The land of Archway depends on them. They secure, with their sacrifice on the field of battle, the freedom of their cookie brothers and sisters back home.

I'm listening to streaming internet radio on my phone. It's MP3 quality sound; good reason to have a data package. And now I must get back to the steaming, fetid jungle that is my story.