Two Quick Things

1. Chuck Norris has shaved off his beard. In the latest commercials for the Total Home Gym he's sporting only the luxuriant stache which is the approximate dimensions of a push broom. A big square object standing proudly in the forefront of the screen. He's somewhat scary w/out the beard, though. Looks very Village People.

2. Billy Joel's song, "You May Be Right" is offensive to me. Nice celebration of drunk driving from a guy who's been busted for it like six times. If that popeyed freak had even a glimmer of awareness he'd pull that song from the airwaves. And pull "We Didn't Start the Fire" too. Has anybody done more damage to his legacy than Billy Joel, simply by staying alive and making music? If he'd faded from the scene just after he released "The Stranger" history might have been kind...